Total Medals Earned: 242 (From 44 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,315 Points
Medals Earned: 12/12 (210/210 points)
Complete Your First Shift
Complete Your Second Shift
Complete Your Third Shift
Treat Your First Patient
Perform a Heart Transplant
Fail To Treat a Patient
Get Shoved By a Business Man
Catch a Virus
Take Damage
Run Out Of Lives
Eat a Schnitzel
Use The Toilet
Medals Earned: 2/4 (60/210 points)
It feels like you made it worse for that person.
Encounter a random special character.
It feels as though you truly helped that person?
It feels as if you've helped a great deal of people today.
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/140 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Die!
Survive Night 1
Survive Night 2
Survive Night 3
Survive Night 4
Survive Night 5
Survive Night 6
Survive Custom Night
Survive 6/20 mode
Medals Earned: 3/20 (40/395 points)
Start the game for the first time.
Beat Week 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Get freaky on a Friday.
Beat Tutorial in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 2 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 3 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 4 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 5 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 6 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 7 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Weekend 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty) and unlock Pico as a playable character in Freeplay.
Press TAB in Freeplay and unlock your first character.
Beat any Pico remix in Freeplay (on any difficulty).
Beat Stress (Pico Mix) in Freeplay (on any difficulty).
Earn a Loss rating on any song (on any difficulty).
Earn a Perfect rating on any song on Hard difficulty.
Beat any Erect remix in Freeplay on Erect or Nightmare difficulty.
Earn a Gold Perfect rating on any song on Hard difficulty.
Earn a Gold Perfect rating on any song on Nightmare difficulty.
Medals Earned: 7/9 (110/260 points)
Start the game
Beat wave 1
Beat wave 5
Beat wave 10
Pet the shopkeeper
Loiter around too long
Die.
Beat wave 15
Buy all 6 dice
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/85 points)
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Medals Earned: 8/10 (160/310 points)
Begin your Stepford experience
Pet Stepford once
Pet Stepford 10 times
Pet Stepford 100 times
Pet Stepford 8 times in 1 second
Activate hammer mode
Bonk Stepford
Enter the milk dimension
Pet Stepford 1000 times
Pet Stepford 10000 times
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/165 points)
Taste Stu
Make Stu Fall Down
Make Stu put toothbrush back
Make Stu Turn Off The TV
Make Stu put the sausage back
Open the Briefcase
Finish Game and complete all tasks
Finish the Game
Medals Earned: 7/9 (65/165 points)
Buy the angry cube for 25 points
Buy the greedy cube for 50 points
Buy the chunky cube for 50 points
Buy the mike cube for 75 points
Buy the yppah cube for 100 points
Buy the cyclops cube for 150 points
Buy the PAIN cube for 300 points
Get a highscore of 150
Have 500 total points
Medals Earned: 21/50 (125/500 points)
Complete the tutorial
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Reach the top of the tower
Start playing!
Brandish the Tank
Reach halfway through the tower
Survive death
Defeat Don
Defeat Osha
Enter the tower
Reach floor 38 :)
Check out the credits
Defeat B. Casual
Finish the game as Albany
Defeat Satan
Defeat 1 enemy
Defeat 38 enemies
Obtain Strawberryclock
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat 380 enemies
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Camlaidh
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Bother Yeremey
Collect all items
Finish the game as Ramzi
Collect all weapons
Find Cai's soul
Brandish Sashka
Brandish Chester's finger
Finish the game as Yeremey
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Admire your complete medal collection!