Total Medals Earned: 165 (From 28 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,145 Points
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 7/9 (110/260 points)
Beat wave 1
Beat wave 5
Beat wave 10
Pet the shopkeeper
Loiter around too long
Die.
Beat wave 15
Buy all 6 dice
Medals Earned: 8/10 (160/310 points)
Begin your Stepford experience
Pet Stepford once
Pet Stepford 10 times
Pet Stepford 100 times
Pet Stepford 8 times in 1 second
Activate hammer mode
Bonk Stepford
Enter the milk dimension
Pet Stepford 1000 times
Pet Stepford 10000 times
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/165 points)
Taste Stu
Make Stu Fall Down
Make Stu put toothbrush back
Make Stu Turn Off The TV
Make Stu put the sausage back
Open the Briefcase
Finish Game and complete all tasks
Finish the Game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/9 (65/165 points)
Buy the angry cube for 25 points
Buy the greedy cube for 50 points
Buy the chunky cube for 50 points
Buy the mike cube for 75 points
Buy the yppah cube for 100 points
Buy the cyclops cube for 150 points
Buy the PAIN cube for 300 points
Get a highscore of 150
Have 500 total points
Medals Earned: 21/50 (125/500 points)
Complete the tutorial
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Reach the top of the tower
Start playing!
Brandish the Tank
Reach halfway through the tower
Survive death
Defeat Don
Defeat Osha
Enter the tower
Reach floor 38 :)
Check out the credits
Defeat B. Casual
Finish the game as Albany
Defeat Satan
Defeat 1 enemy
Defeat 38 enemies
Obtain Strawberryclock
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat 380 enemies
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Camlaidh
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Bother Yeremey
Collect all items
Finish the game as Ramzi
Collect all weapons
Find Cai's soul
Brandish Sashka
Brandish Chester's finger
Finish the game as Yeremey
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Admire your complete medal collection!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 13/16 (75/90 points)
Thanks for purchasing our new OS!
Monkeh, monkeh.
Don't harass me its just a reference!
See your new pet fish!
Ur PC is slow
You don't have one.
Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.
Purchase an item!
He watches...
Uh oh!
Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!
"There's nobody here."
Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...
RIP Shrek 9/11/01
Medals Earned: 7/13 (35/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 100 times
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
put away important documents with the woman
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
You can now move left...
You got to the end. Well done.