Total Medals Earned: 267 (From 47 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,640 Points
Medals Earned: 4/5 (400/500 points)
Magical Artifact
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 17/20 (375/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Medals Earned: 3/19 (20/280 points)
Congratulations, You started the game!
You escaped his fangs.
You've become his next meal.
You have been ravaged by a wolf.
You outran the Cannibal!
The skeleton couldn't catch you.
You've been slashed by a Skeleton.
You outran the Ghost's grasp.
The Ghost has possessed you.
You've escaped the demon!
The Demon now owns your soul.
You were able to flee the bugs.
You get consumed by a sea of bugs.
Avoided getting eaten by the swarm.
You get drained of all your blood.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (50/125 points)
Begin The Ascent
Complete The First Day
Complete The Second Day
Complete The Third Day
Complete The Game
Medals Earned: 10/41 (65/1,000 points)
Change the wallpaper
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Visit Newgrounds
Visit 9gag
I hate it when this happens
Make the cursor fabulous
Make & share an Epic Meme™
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
You feel at peace.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (200/250 points)
Pley game Til Time Out (100sekxonds).