Total Medals Earned: 242 (From 44 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,315 Points
Medals Earned: 4/19 (25/485 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Reach Layer 15
Reach Layer 14
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Lick the Jawbreaker Completely
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Reach Layer 10
Reach Layer 9
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Reach Layer 5
Reach Layer 4
Reach Layer 3
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Reach Layer 1
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/335 points)
You managed to die in the tournament.
Get to the round 3 in the tournament
Get to the round 9 in the tournament
Get to the round 12 in the tournament
Win the tournament
Get to the round 20 in the Endless Mode
Get to the round 40 in the Endless Mode
Medals Earned: 13/16 (75/90 points)
Thanks for purchasing our new OS!
Monkeh, monkeh.
Don't harass me its just a reference!
See your new pet fish!
Ur PC is slow
You don't have one.
Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.
Purchase an item!
He watches...
Uh oh!
Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!
"There's nobody here."
Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...
RIP Shrek 9/11/01
Medals Earned: 7/13 (35/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 100 times
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
put away important documents with the woman
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
You can now move left...
You got to the end. Well done.
Medals Earned: 5/18 (25/360 points)
Begin the game.
Complete the tutorial.
Clear floor 1.
Clear floor 2.
Clear floor 3.
Clear floor 4.
Clear floor 5.
Clear floor 6.
Clear floor 7.
Clear floor 8.
Destroy the Rob Boss.
Clear floor 10.
Clear floor 12.
Clear floor 14.
Unleash fever mode 20+ times.
Fail to cast a spell 100+ times.
(splat)
Medals Earned: 7/9 (100/200 points)
Lose the game
Talk to the cat
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Win a game
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 6/7 (190/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Win without taking any damage.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (500/500 points)